Snowflake responds to the law.
You shall have no other Gods before me
"I am glad this came up. But it's OK. As long as you keep me there or thereabouts."
You shall not make for yourselves an idol
"My ironic photo of the Jesus painting is fine but whoever painted it is most probably going to hell."
You shall not misuse the name of the LORD your God
"Um, who is my God again? I feel I should know this."
Remember the Sabbath day by keeping it holy
"Remember to breathe. No, seriously, just chill the fuck out sometimes, dude."
Honor your father and your mother
"Awkies. Um..."
You shall not murder
"In my mind is fine though. I think. As long as I have the violence in the video game of my mind set to 'low'. Blood spatter is definitely not cool."
You shall not commit adultery
"OK, this one is for you, not me. Get your hands of my ass."
You shall not steal
"Yeah, whatever."
You shall not give false testimony
"But social lying is fine. Really, I should try it sometime. Truth is one thing, my brutal honesty is quite another."
You shall not covet
"That shit doesn't mean anything anyway. Rings on their fingers and smells in their toes."
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